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Sunday, January 3, 2010

BFG

she made a cameo appearance in my dream even though it was about my dad taking over the house and changing it into a supermarket in which my room was replaced with the beverages and snacks section! had a reoccuring dream about riding on giant spiders and discovering the lives of indigenous people. and at their fish farm they were showing us the fishcake fish-just add eyes and a tail to your regular fishcake and voila! you have a fishcake fish! what's amusing is that everyone in my dream believed it so. haha including me! i have this theory that in your dream, everyone has the same level of intelligence as you do. so whatever you think, they think too, whatever you can do, they do too. after all, you're the dreammaker! your mind can't dream up of something that has acquired more knowledge than you should have. but what if you aren't the dreammaker, what if dreams are artificially made, what if dreams do come from the bfg.......

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

my supergirl


that's the girl i'm going to marry.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

months and days.be emo and pray.

january's early.
february's pretty.
march comes i'll be waiting.
april, fools- especially me. well,
maybe we could hook up before the
june holidays! cos
july's a month away from my
august crush. then goes forth
september.
octo weeks to As
november
december disco lights.

Friday, June 26, 2009

mikey's gone

25th june won't be only happy birthday to jessica anymore. celebrations will be cut in half for mikey mourning time. this post is for you MJ



with tears and bloodshed, michael has inspired so many people around the globe... malaysians too...



mikey's dead. But a legend lives forever.

WOOHOO

FINALLY JUNE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING TO AN END!!!!!! NO MORE EXCUSES NOT TO STUDY!!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR SWINE FLU TO SAVE ME ANYMORE!!!!!! BUT I NEED THAT EXTRA ONE WEEK TO STUDY!!!!! FAILURE WILL BE COMPULSORY AT THIS RATE!!!! I CAN'T LET MY COMPUTER STAND IN MY WAY.... REALITY check: WHY AM I EXPRESSING MYSELF TO THE COMPUTER?!!??!?! AM I STUPID? DUMB? BRAINLESS? DIMWITTED? UNINTELLIGENT? ALL OF THE ABOVE??!!!!??!?!? NEED TO KICKSTART MY BRAIN TODAY. HOPEFULLY I'LL BE ABLE TO WAKE UP EARLY later. MY NORMAL DAY officially STARTS FROM 4PM AND ENDS AT 4AM. can't Touch me.... WHAT ON EARTH AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE. oh by the way, i watched transformers today!!!!! technically yesterday because now's 2.40 in the morning. MEGAN FOX that devil of a girl.... woooooooo. i'd oil her engine any day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUt, transformers was disappointing.... some parts were too draggy, some parts too short... especially the (GODBLESSTHE)minidress Isabel Lucas was wearing. foxy is up for some major competiton... isabel had this thing going you know the total Whip-Me-If-I-Misbehave-I'm-The-One-In-Control look... woo her acting was so purrfect that i thought she might just take out a whip from her panties and... OH MY she actually DID... and it was like OUTER SPACE kinky I TELL YOU!!!!... except for the fact that it was from outer space and made out of metal and was attached to her. Daydream shattered. Splat. Plonk. Bhish. WHEN FOR MY SAKE DID DECEPTICONS LEARN HOW TO TRANSFORM INTO SEXY BLUE-EYED ONE HIT WONDERS???!?!?! actually i don't mind... as long as they stay that way.

wait,.. not yet. one more pic. not everyone will agree but i think ariel lin's cute x100. not related to transformers though. haha. you'll find her in legend of the condor heroes. rong-er.