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Monday, October 27, 2008

season 2 premiere

HEY people. i'm officially back, FOR SEASON 2. i know you're hyperventilatingly-excited to be reading this. haha, short recap for starters.

ONE, i didn't nail promos. and of course, when a person doesn't hit the nailhead with the hammer it can only mean one thing- he hit his own bloody thumb instead. (yeah his thumb turns bloody too. what a loser.) seemingly disappointed to say, i flunked gp alongside chinese. hmmm, is this a sign from above, that my communication skills should fail me in the future? i was just telling my parents this afternoon after lunch that if i end up abilityless in the near future with no career path in mind, i'll have to sign on in the army. yeah, here's a really important message to the people complaining about losing their jobs: WAKE YOUR ASS UP - you want job security? JOIN SECURITY for goodness sake. stop being a damn whiner and join the singapore armed forces. lol, maybe some SAF dude reading this might actually come along to buy the rights to use that statement as their tagline, and i'll overprice it and be rich overnight. haha.

TWO, as for the emotions have been dammed part, everyone knows the story already, so lets just forget about it... and move on ;) hahaha. alright, to prove to my faithful readers that i've not turned into a dull lifeless boring person after plenty of emoing and exam-mining, i shall talk about my recent escapades. Nope, i haven't been indulging in insane walks home to east coast from barker road anymore but, yeah, i think ccaab(cca advisory board sch camp) sort of made up for it... hmm. lot's of things i could rant on about so i'll just point form everything.

CCAAB:
day 1- torturous talk by ksl, that's about it. let's move on to day 2.
day 2- suntanning session
day 3- monkey/rabbit/tree day
day 4- wicked sick fun telematch which Thatcher won. (don't ask me why they named my group after some politician who screwed up the welfare system)
day 5- Thatcher wins second best group overall> expected. blee wins best camper overall> super unexpected, as everyone else has mentioned to me in casual passing. lol. fyi, it's quite the demoraliser guys. but then again, figured it's better this way cos an ego boost is really not quite what i need right now.

let's talk about my real near future... nope, i'm not signing on to SAF. what for? haha, i think arh, use the "little boy" from hiroshima 1945 (yes, that was 63 years ago already) singapore still sink and everyone gg. but for now, i think chinese A-O levels can easily deal just as much damage to me. i could jolly well end up like that Olga Kurylenko from the rip-off-of-a-one-dastardly-horrible-movie-called-max-payne who ended up in bodybags assigned to each of her different body parts/ the only difference being that she got sliced and diced while i got a blow job(i mean this in a non-sexual way. yes, i thought it sounded appropriate. just pretend you don't know what it means okay?)

hmmm, next up is project work. all that's left is oral presentation.er, please don't get weird ideas now. it's project work, it's an Alvl subject. well, so far i've done four OP trials and am sad to say, that the transition from my first trial to my fourth was a total disaster. hmmm, the rap part of my presentation was impressive though. i am pleased to assure you that i am not exaggerating. my classmates can testify to that. haha. the only farce was the comments i received from the "examiner". i quote, "hmm, brian, i feel that you have toned down on the, umm, too cool for school attitude of yours but, umm, i feel that even though it's better, you've umm lost some of your confidence." (she says 'umm' on purpose to add style to her speech but umm it just sounds annoying to me)
TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL? right. thanks and no thanks.

hey people, that's all for my life right now, yeah. welcomeBACKtosuckersville. goodnight!
damn. my internet's not working right now so i got to save this and come back later to post it. - 2.01am.

PS! special thanks to Mao who inspired me to start blogging again. everyone say yay... yay.

Friday, October 17, 2008

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