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Saturday, September 17, 2011

I GOT TWITTER

Follow me @HALIHOW

Firstly, i would like to thank Jeff Jarvis for writing his book What Would Google Do and enlightening me to the ways and wonders of the google platform/business model, John Lee & Theresa Tan who bought me the book WWGD as a birthday gift, though you could have just sent me the ebook and i would've happily read it on my kindle instead, saving you guys some money in the process but i'd be a bastard to put it that way, Larry Page and Sergey Brin for founding Google which in turn led to Jeff writing a book about it, Evan Williams for allowing me to blog about it and google again for buying it(blogger), and lastly Biz Stone and Jack Dorsey and Evan Williams AGAIN for creating twitter and sharing it with me for free.

I once despised the part about my parents being slower at adapting to computers and stuff, but it's been 5 years since the birth of twitter and i only just got it. Like i always say, "twenty is the new old fogey". since 5 minutes ago. This makes sense because i only just turned twenty two weeks ago.