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This blog has been created solely for entertainment purposes. I, Brian, take full credit for all improvements in your life commencing as of you visiting this blog and continuing for a reasonable period of time thereafter or until I discover a way to teleport through space and time, whichever is longer. I, Brian, accept no blame for any trouble you might get into because of me, including but not limited to: grounding, detention, retrenchment, bankruptcy, disfiguring thought experiments, the death penalty, and pregnancy. You have been duly warned... NOT to name the child Brian Lee jr- that would be too obvious. Enjoy!